19.Apr.14 1 day ago

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via xxcastles)

19.Apr.14 1 day ago

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via xxcastles)

19.Apr.14 1 day ago
19.Apr.14 1 day ago
19.Apr.14 1 day ago

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via nsome)

19.Apr.14 1 day ago